Shoot him, then call all the relatives and let them know its buffet night at our place..If you saw a 5 foot tall Raccoon that was about to attack you, what would you do?
RUN!!!!If you saw a 5 foot tall Raccoon that was about to attack you, what would you do?
Throw him a bag of doritos.
attack u back lol cuz im taller than u lol =]
Quit drinking my home brew
wake up
Eat a beaver....
I would attempt to catch it and if I succeeded I would show it to all my friends and train it to be my pet. Who doesnt want a giant raccoon? it would be named Trashy
I would send my 10 foot tall cat after it.
Take off that mask, you ANIMAL! I already know what kind of rodent you are!!!
Scream,Laugh,and Run all at the same time and cry.LAWL.!
flip the f*** out, then throw a chair at it
find a good furrier
fall in the nearest bush and run for my life1!!!!!
throw bunnies at it to get the thing to go away. if that didn't work i would pull some of my mad kung foo moves on that thing.
run for my dear life
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I seen it with my own eyes .some lady was pushing her kid in the stroller when out of nowhere a 5 foot raccoon came climbing down and took the child . We where surprised. Never saw it or the child.they say there is a raccon boy out there ,raised by the meanest raccoons out there.
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